NFL#14 - Week Fourteen Picks

Current Standings

LG  123 (3rd overall, 4 points behind the leader)

Picklez  122

BabySteps  122

Well, I've come back from the dead with a 10 out of 16 finish which isn't too bad, but it isn't as good as 11 out of 16 is it, LG?  So LG has taken the lead in the Vox group.  Here's what I learned from last week.  First, Mr. Quarter is completely random and I think next year he is going to have his own picks.  BUF sucks.  In fact, I'm going to call them Suckalo for the rest of the season.  ARI might be the best of the NFC-W but they can't beat the worst of the NFC-E.  For shame!  Also, the NYJ aren't as good as they thought by losing to DEN.

Week Fourteen Picks

OAK @ SD - Suckland at Suck Diego.  What a suckfest.  Picklez Pick:  SD

JAC @ CHI - Not too impressed with this one either.  JacSuckville at Shitcago.  Picklez Pick:  CHI

MIN @ DET - Well looky here!  I think that DET is completely demoralized now after they were the Thanksgiving day turkey on TEN's table.  They're not even trying to win anymore after the 3rd quarter of that game.  Picklez Pick:  MIN

HOU @ GB - GB is really playing for pride and pride dictates that you don't lose to HOU at home.  Picklez Pick:  GB

CLE @ TEN - You know, part of me really wants to pick CLE.  After all, they handed NYG their only loss.  It would be nice if they could score wins against the two top teams in the league, but it ain't gonna happen.  Picklez Pick:  TEN

CIN @ IND - The power of Manning! far surpasses the powerful stench of Oucho Stinko.  Picklez Pick:  IND

ATL @ NO - ATL won their last game against Suck Diego.  They beat NO in ATL, but can they beat NO on the road.  Part of me says, "Yes" because they were having an off week with the offense.  That means either a) the defense will be off or b) both sides of the ball will be good to go.  I'm hoping for "b".  I just hope option c: neither offense nor defense shows up doesn't rear its ugly head.  Picklez Pick:  ATL

PHI @ NYG - This is going to be a very good game...for NYG.  Picklez Pick:  NYG

MIA @ BUF - It was against MIA that Suckalo started their downward slide.  Picklez Pick:  MIA

KC @ DEN - I think DEN sucks.  Yeah, yeah #1 in the AFC-W.  That might be something if the entire AFC-W didn't suck.  Picklez Pick:  DEN

NYJ @ SF - Brett better get his head back into the game and take Suck Francisco seriously or the the lead in the AFC-E is going to evaporate faster than an ice cube on Megan Fox's abdomen.  Picklez Pick:  NYJ

NE @ SEA - Suckhawks.  'Nuff said.  Picklez Pick:  NE

STL @ ARI - Ooh!  An NFC-W division "rivalry" game.  Pfft!  Picklez Pick:  ARI

DAL @ PIT - DAL is still in the playoff hunt for a wild card berth.  PIT is top of the AFC-N division.  The game is in PIT which will probably be unbelievably cold.  Advantage is with the home team.  Picklez Pick:  PIT 

WAS @ BAL - Both WAS and BAL want this very, very badly.  I think WAS wants it more.  Picklez Pick:  WAS

TB @ CAR - This is a big day for the NFC-S.  All four teams in the division are playing against each other.  Irregardless at how ATL does, the winner of this game moves to #1.  This game is my upset pick of the week.  Picklez Pick:  TB

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